In the grounds.... Live lambs to bottle feed or simply count from the comfort of an outsize hammock while being lulled by an operatic Bo Peep

In the ballroom..... Johnny Chrome and Silver, Hitman Hearne and Danie Dandy DJ alongside identical twin singers Twin & Tonic, with their swing band

in the cinema.... Our programme of vintage films, which can be watched from the giant bed (with cocktail service so you don't have to move a muscle) 

In the vyse room... A pillow fighting ring - knock ten bells out of your nearest and dearest in a rain of feathers

In the games room.... all manner of diversions and amusements for those of a tactical bent, a theme which can be continued outside on the croquet lawn