'Ladies and Gentlemen, on behalf of the captain and the entire crew, I would like to welcome you aboard the White Blackbird's Futurist Aerobanquet, a non stop service from London to The Olde Bell, Hurley"

 Check in for our most extraordinary Futurist Aerobanquet, a collaboration between Time for Tea, Bompas and Parr and the Dhillon Group, featuring a menu co-curated by the Olde Bell's Tony Albarno in a dining experience to celebate the 100th anniversary of the Futurist movement.

Grab your passport and board our airport transfer complete with stewardess and pilot at a central London pickup spot. Enjoy the on board entertainment - A Matter of Life and Death - while travel visas and tickets are distributed.

Passengers will disembark to be greeted with Futurist cocktails before passing through security (amply staffed by over enthusiastic air stewardesses). Visa stamping, ticket inspection and security checks will ensue, including a metal detector coat check: swap your belongings for a Futurist cocktail. Passengers will be offered canapes served from vintage luggage while queuing including a combination of black olives, fennel hearts and kumquats presented with corresponding flags of sandpaper, silk and velvet, accompanied by the sounds of airplanes overhead.

And this is before you're even seated.... the meal itself will feature a Futurist 'taster menu' in made to measure airplane trays, "Take off", a pork fuselage and a  pudding served in a rather unorthodox manner. Let's just say you'd better have fastened your seatbelts properly.

After dinner the entertainment will continue with a DJ set from Johnny Chrome and Silver, an aeronautical Jazz Band and a high kicking Futurist chorus line of air stewardesses. At 2am you'll be tucked into your coach seats to be sped back to civilisation.